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Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk - Why I Am So Wise, Why I Am So Clever, And Why I Write Such Good Songs...
MutantMall.com, 2009

Points of Interest:

• A 5-minute Drum Battle against virtuoso Marco Minnemann. Half of the drums were played by Marco on a real kit. Half were programmed one-note-at-a-time by Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk with Cubase and Drumkit From Hell. Can you tell which is which? Here it is on YouTube.
• This is the first time a record has featured pointilistic odd-tuplet drum programming with Drumkit From Hell as the lead solo instrument.
• Covers of Prokofiev, Bartok, and Stravinsky, heavy rock style.
• Lalle Larsson contributed 3 polyrhythmic improv solo acoustic piano pieces.
• A 5-minute violin solo by Paul Cartwright of Battlestar Galactica.

As of right now, this product is limited to 50 copies.

You can download the entire thing in 192k mp3 format at www.drzoltan.com

War On Fun T-Shirt
MutantMall.com, 2008

The War On Fun was declared by Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk on April 19, 2008, at Steve Allen Theater in Hollywood, CA. Its purpose is to counteract the pervasive influence of youth culture on human youth, and send a strong message to manufacturers and corporations through grassroots action. There is not enough time left in this world for young humans to spend so much time hopping in circles and giggling. In fact, time is already running out. Before it is too late, we must win The War On Fun.

Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL.

Available Shirt Colors: White, Black, and Army Green!

Back features Dr. Zoltan quote: "Fun is for humans who cannot think of anything important to do."

Silkscreen print on 100% Ultra Cotton Heavyweight Gildan by Nashville's BlackInkItem.

Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk
Emily Dickinson Kindly Stops For Selective Serotonin Re-Uptake Inhibitors EP
MutantMall.com, 2008

Track Listing
1 - Gnomon - He Who Discerns And Reveals, Movement DCCLXXVII
2 - The Magnificent Parade of the Fifteen Odd-Toed Ungulates
3 - Albums To Slay And Corporations To Conquer
4 - Greetings From The Wrong Century
5 - The Old World Monkeys And Their Woeful Masters
6 - Escape From Beneath The Imaginary City

Credits
Pat McDonald (Charlie Daniels Band) - ddrums
Stephen Cox - Orchestra
Jake Willson - Guitar solos on 1, 2, and 5, guitar coach on 4
Darrin Johnson - Acoustic guitar on 3, 5, and 6
Tyler Shaw - Bass intro on 3
Harold - Rickenbacker bass on 5

Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk - Everything else

Cover art by Drew Gardner

Total Length: 14:46

This album is a Digital Download only. You can purchase it from CDBaby or iTunes. If you don't want to pay for it, simply download the full-version as 192k mp3 files for FREE. Or get Lossless FLAC Files in The Secret Club.

Sir Millard Mulch
"How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody... Once And For All!"
Mimicry Records / MutantMall, 2005
(Missing 3rd Disc Edition)

This Is A Concept Album Featuring Guest Appearances by:
Virgil Donati (Steve Vai, Planet X)
Nils Frykdahl (Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Idiot Flesh)
Nick D'Virgilio (Tears For Fears, Mike Keneally Band)
Dave Meros (Spock's Beard)
Chris Parsons (Estradasphere)
Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad)
Morgan Agren (Zappa's Universe, Dweezil Zappa, Mats / Morgan)
Larry Boothroyd (Victims Family, Hellworms, Saturn's Flea Collar)
Mark Critchley (Itch, Nomeansno)
Robin Eckman (Good Charlotte)
Paul Mazurkiewicz (Cannibal Corpse)
Lale Larson (Shawn Lane, Electrocution 250)

Decibel Magazine: "For your fucked up tastes, you might just have found the most entertaining album ever. Seriously."

DRUM! Magazine: "Utterly Unperformable. Bizarre."

Kerrang: "Jokey prog work-outs to entertain and enlighten you through laughter."

Modern Drummer: "Extraordinarily creative... Insanely entertaining... Extreme compositional excess. Ingenious, indignant, cerebral cacophony."

Tracks: 64
Total Length: 2 Hours, 40 Minutes



This album is a limited edition print. Once the original 2005 pressing is gone, it will not be re-printed in this form. In July 2008, it was re-mastered for Digital Download. If you don't care about owning this as a collector's item (with all of its magnificent, elaborate packaging) simply download the full-version as 192k mp3 files for FREE. Or get Lossless FLAC Files in The Secret Club.

Sir Millard Mulch
The De-Evolution of Yasmine Bleeth (Special Edition)
MutantMall.com, 2006

A 7-Track Esoteric Rock CD featuring unconventional guest appearances by odd-ball musical geniuses Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad, Ocean Machine, Vai) and Morgan Agren (Dweezil Zappa, Zappa's Universe). Behold Sir Millard Mulch's own quirky brand of sardonic pop harmonies strangely superimposed over intrusive drum massacres, heavily-syncopated metal riffs, and Nintendo-sounding keyboard noodlings. Is this really happening? If so, who's behind it?

Mike Keneally: "...freakishly entertaining CD, you sick bastard. That stuff sounds fantastic."

Dave Meros, Spock's Beard: "You MUST check out Sir Millard Mulch. The De-Evolution of Yasmine Bleeth is one of my favorite CD's. I can't stop listening to it. It's insane, and I mean that in a good way. And most importantly, it rocks. Really cleverly written songs delivered with some incredible playing, high energy and a great sense of humor."

Tracks: 8
Total Length: 50 Minutes, 43 Seconds



If you don't care about owning this as a collector's item (with all of its magnificent, elaborate packaging), you can buy it on iTunes or CDBaby. Or simply download the full-version as 192k mp3 files for FREE. Or get Lossless FLAC Files in The Secret Club.